Your name is Jon, you are the Heir of Shape. Your interests include Botany and Grimdark Arts, but you also dabble in Online Games, and you are a Brony. Your Specibus is Knifekind, and your Chumhandle is concaveExplorer. What will you do next?
==>Post Shitty Things on Tumblr
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: jellybutterfly)
1 medium heart, rinsed and cut into cubes
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
1 large onion, peeled and sliced
1 cup water
2 teaspoons salt
1 tablespoon minced garlic
- Flop the heart bits around in flour until evenly coated.
- Heat the oil in a covered pan on medium heat.
- Fry the pieces of heart until browned. Upon placing the meat into the pan, it should sizzle slightly. If it does not, the oil is not hot enough.
- Stir in onions and water. Season with salt minced garlic.
- Cover, reduce heat to low, and allow it to sit for 2 to 3 hours, or until the meat is very tender. Serve over noodles or mashed potatoes.
The ‘Heart’ can be any medium-to-large mammal. I prefer Beef or venison, but to each their own.
Stay classy, you beautiful motherfucker.
(Source: sincerelyjoanna)
siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower
“Operation: Save the human from the loud spraying water box of death” is my favorite thing
Lick Lick
“Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”
(Source: theverge.com)
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
(Source: j-t-s-a-r)
what if tumblr was red
wait i made more
my 3666th post is a tumblr hemospectrum
mutant tumblr
oh my god
this makes me uncomfortable
I WAS GOING CRAZY BECAUSE THERE WASNT ONE FOR VRISKA.
And then I realised its the normal one.
(Source: ampourmeaglass)
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
did she get a haircut
